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Post by zooford on Mar 28, 2008 7:44:15 GMT -5
Ok no more thread hijacking.
if y'all break y'allselves, post here only please to keep us updated on your status.
My injury report: none. i'm sturdier than god
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Post by mark romeril on Mar 28, 2008 8:08:21 GMT -5
my right knee is kinda tender.
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Post by grahamh on Mar 28, 2008 8:38:05 GMT -5
I was eating a grilled cheese last night and burnt the roof of my mouth a bit. I went to the emergency ward and they gave me crutches.
1-2 days on the DL.
Hope to be able to have another grilled cheese by Saturday at the latest.
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Post by nomis on Mar 28, 2008 9:28:04 GMT -5
say no to chicks with braces. funny shit, but very scary. I'm ok now tho...
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Post by Aaron on Mar 28, 2008 11:20:15 GMT -5
i shocked myself on the doorknob today. As such i have developed a severe phobia for doors, and often break down in tears upon realization that i am in a room with closed doors.
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Post by bota on Mar 28, 2008 14:49:54 GMT -5
I was just making spring roles and got hit in the hand with a spark of hot oil!!
but it was worth it... spring roles are so tasty.
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Post by Dana on Mar 28, 2008 15:33:05 GMT -5
Recently recovered from a graveled palm caused by my wonky ankle not wanting to clip out, resulting in Bike capsization. Bike received minor scratches on pedal and bar end wrap.
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Post by gmbcer on Mar 28, 2008 18:13:03 GMT -5
party tonight, sans crutches... minimal dancing though.
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Post by grahamh on Mar 28, 2008 19:36:42 GMT -5
That is not an injury report. Let's keep them more graphic from now on please.
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Post by mark romeril on Mar 28, 2008 20:58:25 GMT -5
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Post by mark romeril on Mar 31, 2008 22:11:05 GMT -5
wow...the injury report thread was hijacked and killed by random news headlines!!!!
...well it was an injury report...
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Post by Aaron on Mar 31, 2008 22:13:22 GMT -5
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Post by nomis on Apr 1, 2008 13:10:22 GMT -5
yesterday, i just about ran over a coyote.
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Post by Kristyn on Apr 2, 2008 21:24:02 GMT -5
I think we can all agree I'm one of those cases where it's really just easier to report what ISN'T injured. Case in point:
I've got raging blisters on arches and baby toes from running in orthotics, stiff left ankle and weak right ankle from summer sprains, which makes stretching and strengthening my sore calves (from riding a horse with a thicker than usual barrel)difficult. Shin splints from running, my right patella stopped tracking properly yesterday, pain behind left patella and nerve damage on skin above flaring up from seasonal changes, groins/hams/glutes/seatbones supremely saddle sore, quads ache from biking, lady bits NOT impressed with saddle fit, hips are all out of whack snap crackle pop, acute digestive pain has me doubled over (wheat, stress, etc.), lower back aches from lifting water buckets today improperly due to ill-tracking knees, mid-back hurts from sleeping on poor mattress last three nights, left shoulder feels like it's full of golf balls after months of doing my clavicle's job, left clavicle cracks and sometimes a nerve gets caught when I lift my arm, nerve damage burns around incision, left rotator cuff sore from overdoing it carrying jump poles around, triceps sore from the same, tennis elbow and tendonitis down both forearms has been flaring up, fingers stiff from too much Beethoven on the piano yesterday, asthma's back with a vengeance as of last bike ride, stiff neck, chapped lips, burnt my tongue on coffee this morning, voice hoarse from giving riding lessons this evening, eyes dry from arena dust, aaaand my left ear is itchy.
Otherwise...
My biceps and eight of my toes feel great!
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Post by zooford on Apr 2, 2008 21:47:07 GMT -5
my right arm hurts.
also my right index finger has a nice big split in the tip
and my left eye wont stop twitching
oh! my head just started aching
also, how do you spell "h"? is it "aitche"? "aich"? "aetsch"?
stay tuned for more TALES! OF! INTEREST!
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Post by mark romeril on Apr 3, 2008 13:52:43 GMT -5
Sun burn!!!!
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Post by Aaron on Apr 3, 2008 17:14:07 GMT -5
I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell
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Post by Bayden on Apr 3, 2008 17:28:11 GMT -5
haha aaron.
Kristin, screw running already, before all the kings men have to put you together again. Learn the lesson that the world its trying to tell you.
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Post by zooford on Apr 3, 2008 18:55:57 GMT -5
^ 2nd.
booyah
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Post by Xtina on Apr 3, 2008 19:35:29 GMT -5
I ate some soy ice cream yesterday and got brain freeze...I told my profs and now I don't have to write exams
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Post by mattilittle on Apr 8, 2008 8:02:39 GMT -5
Aaron stood me up. The emotional pain is unbearable.
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Post by Aaron on Apr 8, 2008 8:10:48 GMT -5
Aaron stood me up. The emotional pain is unbearable. I tried calling your cell, but to no avail. |
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Post by Kristyn on Apr 8, 2008 23:29:05 GMT -5
I am having a bad hair day.
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Post by Derek O on Apr 10, 2008 19:51:53 GMT -5
Michelle P. and I found Waldo and the Wizard, but those damn scrolls gave us neck cramps, eye strain and brainburn and we still couldn't find more than one of the cursed things!
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Post by Kristyn on Apr 10, 2008 21:25:59 GMT -5
Bike got a flat tire at the Wellington/Edinburgh intersection. Again.
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Post by gmbcer on Apr 11, 2008 8:19:04 GMT -5
Bike got a flat tire at the Wellington/Edinburgh intersection. Again. now THAT's an injury! |
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Post by admin on Apr 12, 2008 0:09:15 GMT -5
it was an injury to my wallet when it happened a 50 dollar cab ride from home, after already suffering one flat, and carrying an old dried up patch kit, and losing my riding partner.... and no cell phone...
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Post by zooford on Apr 12, 2008 19:15:17 GMT -5
i think i have skin cancer
in like 4 different places
if anyone has any last messages for me, best get them out quick...i can feel the cold, clammy hands of death grabbing at my soul
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Post by danno on Apr 12, 2008 19:21:23 GMT -5
dibs on morgan's mtb wheelset if he kicks it from skin cancer
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Post by Kristyn on Apr 13, 2008 18:04:10 GMT -5
So I was throwing a frisbee around and felt a pinch in my clavicle. There's a new sharp piece jutting out and it hurts like nothing else to press on.
...Yep. I think I refractured it a little. I'm wary the whole thing is apt to collapse at any second. Pray for me.
I swear, if I have to pull out the sling and the Percocets (for their correct use) one more time....
I want to ride bikes this summer! Geez, bone!
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